Saved Texts
These are just a few of my favorite texts that I’ve saved over the past few months. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. And, No. There will no no explanation of what any of them mean. Not so surprisingly, they’ve all come from the same person.
“I’m in the lobby kissing hands and shaking babies.”
“Close the fuckin door. There’s a chupacabra out there!”
“I’ll be the guy in charge of stealing the fat from the lipo clinic.”
“Explain, in detail, the northern migration of the chupacabra citing weather patterns and recent industrial activity.”
- “Bonus: Draw a picture of a chupacabra defending it’s nest from human intruders.”
“That’s just what we need. A deer turning tricks in the back yard.”
“That’s why Jesus invented night vision.”
“We can find a baby for you to kick this weekend.”
August 29th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Are these from who I think they are from?! And seriously, its spelled CHUPACABRA… geez.
I think my fave is the one about the deer turning tricks in the back yard. I dunno why, but it’s just brilliant.
August 31st, 2009 at 8:26 am
I do apologize for my spelling mistakes. It’ll never happen again.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:58 am
i dont know if you got my comment, but mouthwash would be AWESOME if you were serious.
hugs
September 29th, 2009 at 2:40 am
hey you.
en3 kayla pollard (until things are final, then its back to MAyNARD, as wearing his name on my uniform burns a hole in his chest)
fob ghazni
prt ghazni
apo ae 09354
thank you so so much. you are so awesome. i really do miss our chats….you should email me (i lost your address) so we can get to talking again